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Fair game week Georgia is idle this week. Of course, some might argue Georgia has been idle often this football season. In the spirit of kicking everyone when they are down, I offer these bits of humor.We all should laugh while we can. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs were walking through the woods one day and the dwarfs fell in an old well. Snow White, who was last in line, knelt down and looked into the well and shouted, "Are you guys okay?" A tiny voice echoed from the bottom of the well, "The Bulldogs are Sugar Bowl bound." Snow White said aloud, "Thank God... at least Dopey survived!" A Gator sorority girl finds a drink machine on the Florida campus. She puts in coins and a drink falls down the shoot. She looks amazed and starts scrambling in her purse for more coins. She puts them in the machine as fast as she can and lines up the soft drinks on the pavement in front of her. A fellow student walks up, waiting for a chance at the machine. He finally asks if he could break in line since he is in a hurry. Gator girl says, "No! Can't you see I'm winning?" How do you keep an Auburn Tiger busy? Write "please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper. Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movies in groups of 18 or more? Seventeen and under are not admitted. An FSU fan and an FSU player were hunting when they came upon some tracks. The fan said, "Look at those deer tracks." The player said, "No, those are bear tracks." They were still arguing when the train hit them. Why was the Alabama team late for so many games last year? Because every time they passed a sign for 'clean restrooms' they did. Three Tech fans headed for the '96 Olympic games. They traveled from way down in south Georgia and when they arrived, they realized they left their tickets at the house. After a brief discussion, one fan had a brainstorm. He grabbed a tennis racket and an Olympic shirt and told the guard, "I'm U.S.A. tennis." And the guard let him pass. The second Techie grabbed a shirt and a basketball and walked through the gates after saying, "U.S.A. basketball." Techie three grabbed an Olympic shirt, pulled a roll of barbed wire out of the truck and approached the guard. "U.S.A. fencing."
And lastly, what does the average Auburn player get on his SATs? Drool.Woof.
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