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Government truisms
passed along in jest and and desperation

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress... But, then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket trying to lift himself

up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always

depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man... which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

- G. Gordon Liddy

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from

poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at

Georgetown University

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody

endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.

- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving,

regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan (1986)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and

report the facts. - Will Rogers

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you

see what it costs when it's free! - P.J. O'Rourke

Just because you do not take an interest in politics

doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!

- Pericles (430 B.C.)

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature

is in session. - Mark Twain (1866)

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a

happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the

other. - Ronald Reagan

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist

is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of

folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer,

English Philosopher (1820-1903)

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...

save Congress. - Mark Twain

What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.

- Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)

A government big enough to give you everything you

want, is strong enough to take everything you have.

- Thomas Jefferson
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